Return of the King

One word review: Wow.

Two word review: Oh, man.

Three word review: Holy freakin’ crap.

Four word review: It was that good.

Five word review (just for Bill): The best of the trilogy.

I was blown away. Even Jen liked it, although the camera action during the battle scenes proved to be a bit more than she was comfortable with, triggering a headache for her. I had no such problem.

Was it perfect? By no means. The climax, quite honestly, felt a bit rushed. By saving Shelob’s lair until midway through Return of the King, I think Jackson miffed the pacing a bit. That left Sam and Frodo something like twenty minutes to get from the tower to Mount Doom, which of course they did. And the march from Minas Tirith to the Black Gate appeared to take about ten seconds. Some clips of the journey would have helped that. And yes, I know that during that long journey, Frodo and Sam struggled their way to Mount Doom. It just wasn’t as clear as it could have been.

Otherwise, it was a great film. Gollum, again, was perfect. He will be remembered as the first great CGI character. I didn’t realize until watching the appendices on the Two Towers DVD that Andy Serkis drove the development of Gollum quite a lot. They were already animating when Serkis showed up to audition, and Jackson liked what he was doing with his face so much that he had Gollum “redrawn” to be based on Serkis. It worked.

The ending choked me up, even though I completely knew what was coming. When Frodo boarded the ship with Gandalf, a tear welled up in my eye. I knew he was going to; I’ve the read several times. But even so, I’ve come to care about these characters so much more through the films.

And of course, there are rumors of the Hobbit. We can only hope.

I can’t wait for the extended edition of ROTK.

2003, Begone

Two days remain in the year 2003 AD. It’s so typical, but the end of a year always seems to bring about a time of introspection and evaluation.

So what did 2003 bring for me? Lots.

New friends. Dan and Nicole both joined our department in 2003. Both have been not only tremendous assets to our school, but great friends as well. I’m very blessed to have such friends to work with. Mike and Dave aren’t too shabby, either.

New focus. My trip to Saddleback in California this July will be one of those events I will look back on as a turning point in my life. It helped me to refocus on what’s truly important. I’m grateful to have had the opportunity to make the trip. Going through 40 Days of Purpose was quite educational for me as well.

New direction. After several years of puttering about with little more than good intentions, I finally released my first shareware title this year: Frequency. Sales haven’t been quite what I’d wished for (I haven’t quit my day job yet), but I have big plans, both for Frequency and its in-progress big brother, Tangelo. More is the hopper.

New challenges. This year also brought some personal challenges that were quite frustrating. Not all are completely resolved, and some may never be. I can’t go into much detail here for many reasons.

New technology. Panther, Movable Type, PHP, REALbasic, RSS, CSS. These technologies all helped me greatly during 2003. Not all are new for 2003, but they were new for me.

New adventures. Raising a child is always interesting, and this year didn’t disappoint. Gracie turned four this year and kept me on my toes the entire time. Jen and I, meantime, celebrated nine years of marriage in June. Next year: the big one oh.

Here’s to 2004.

Magi

After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, “Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star in the east and have come to worship him.”

When King Herod heard this he was disturbed, and all Jerusalem with him. When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Christ was to be born. “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written:

“‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
for out of you will come a ruler
who will be the shepherd of my people Israel.'”

Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared. He sent them to Bethlehem and said, “Go and make a careful search for the child. As soon as you find him, report to me, so that I too may go and worship him.”

After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.

Merry Christmas, my friends. May blessings be upon you today and throughout the coming year.

Hidden Costs of What Now?

James Maguire has written an article for the NewsFactor Network entitled, “Hidden Costs of Mac Ownership.” His premise seems to be that Mac users often cite lower total cost of ownership as a benefit to using Macs, but that they are wrong. Here are some of his points, and my responses.

Attaining full compatibility at the office can be pricey. “Apple’s got some basic software included on most Macs for word processing and e-mail, but if you really need compatibility with Microsoft Office, you’ll need to spend the money for Microsoft Office,” Macworld editor Jason Snell told NewsFactor.

Apparently I didn’t get the memo informing everyone that Microsoft Office is now bundled with all Windows PCs. The last I heard, Office was still a separate purchase, or at least an expensive add-on. Unless he’s talking about NotePad, or its beefy big brother WordPad. All consumer-oriented Macs, however, come with AppleWorks, which in my experience does a passable job at opening and saving Microsoft Word documents (I do this frequently, whenever I already have AppleWorks running and I don’t feel like launching Word).

Virtually every Mac user can recall offers that are Windows only. For example, the local office supply store may carry network hubs that are Windows only.

I wouldn’t give you two cents for a network hub that claimed to work only with Windows, because that would be a pretty clear indication that the hub in question isn’t adhering to any sort of proper networking standard. Packets are packets and bits are bits.

Microsoft, perhaps unintentionally, created a new cost for the Apple faithful by discontinuing development of the Internet Explorer browser for the Mac. Mac users can use existing versions, but as Internet technology advances, Apple’s Safari browser will be compelled to follow IE’s lead.

Interestingly, when Microsoft announced its intention to discontinue Internet Explorer for the Mac, Safari was mentioned several times, almost as though Safari was to carry some sort of “blame” for the death of Mac IE, despite that fact that Mac IE had not seen a significant upgrade in three years.

Apple’s minority status creates yet another cost for its users: Support is harder to find and is often more costly.

And, let us not forget, quite often much less necessary.

“There are more Windows technicians around. Therefore, the cost of those technicians isn’t so high, compared to the rare Apple technicians,” IDC analyst Roger Kay told NewsFactor. On the other hand, “an apple technician may cost twice as much, but he comes to see you half as often.”

Because you only need him half as often! I support hundreds of Mac and PCs for a living. I can tell which ones need more maintenance, and their initials are P.C.

The only conceivable hidden cost, Snell noted, would be that “there are fewer Mac programs than PC programs, and so sometimes you might end up having fewer options, which could potentially force you to buy a more expensive package.” However, he noted that this rationale is something of a stretch.

Which kind of makes you wonder why he brought it up in the first place, doesn’t it?

Still, while many of the applications are cost equivalent, Apple users who want to stay current with the latest Mac operating system release have needed to pay $129 on a regular basis. When Apple released version 10.1, 10.2 and 10.3, each one of the releases cost $129.

First, 10.1 was a free upgrade. It was given away to anyone who could prove ownership of 10.0. Secondly, none of these updates was mandatory, and I know plenty of people (many at my school) who are still running 10.1 quite happily, blissfully unaware of what they are missing.

If Mac software can be expensive, or if tech help is costly, Mac users do not seem swayed from their affection, Meta Group analyst Steve Kleynhans told NewsFactor. “The Mac has its following, and its following has learned to deal with its foibles.”

Foibles. Unlike that paragon of stability and consistency we call Windows.

Tangelo

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Tangelo.

Well, you can’t meet Tangelo yet, because it doesn’t exist yet. But you’ll be able to meet it soon.

Tangelo is (or rather, will be) a complete weblog solution. In Tangelo, the weblog, the database, and everything will reside on your own computer. You publish it to your web server when you see fit. At the start, Tangelo will support FTP publishing. I’d like to add support for WebDAV and local network publishing as well, but time will tell.

To use Tangelo, you’ll enter a new post, or story, or article, or whatever for your weblog. Give it a title, pick which sections to publish it to (think categories), and hit publish. Done. Well, after the files are transferred. Initially, I’d like to offer automatic support for RSS and Atom feeds.

I’d like to include some facility for including pictures in your weblog. Eventually I’d like to support bringing in raw images and providing tools for cropping and resizing them, but that’s a someday kind of thing. At first, it will be just a listing of pictures that you can include.

What other features would you like to see in a weblog system? (Don’t say spell-check.)

Make a Choice

Knowing that the successor to Frequency needs a name, and understanding that no matter how this vote turns out, Brad will still call it whatever he wants to in the end, I feel that the successor to Frequency should be called…

RhinoPlaster
BlogWasher
Fluency
Tangelo
Impulse

Vote
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I really want to know what people think of each of these names, so after voting, please comment on what you voted for and why, as well why you didn’t vote for the other choices. Thanks for your help, everyone. This is fun!

A Refined Plea

I am grateful for your suggestions thus far. Let’s refine the process a bit.

1) Nothing with “Frequency” in the name.
2) Nothing with “Blog” (or any variant thereof) in the name.
3) Something completely related to its task would be cool.
3a) Something complete unrelated to its task would be cool.
4) Names that make a logo pop into my head get bonus points.

So far, Bill is leading in terms of sheer quantity. Josh wins for creativity with “Jesus Freq” – very nice, Josh. Dave gets a nod for suggesting at least three names that are already used for existing software, one of which is a blogging system. Dirk gets the “Wha?” award for his comment: “Frequency Space. Isn’t that kind of obvious? :-)” Um, I guess not, because I have no idea what that means. But I’m not that bright. Nicole gets the Tech Theater award for working in movie titles. And Mike… well, we love Mike.

Keep those suggestions coming, folks!

Top Artists

According to the Play Count totals in iTunes, here are my top bands and artists:

1. Jars of Clay (no big surprise here; I’ve been a Jars junkie since “Flood”)
2. Jadon Lavik (Drum Machine Sessions from Saddleback Church; good stuff)
3. Rainchildren (ah, those were the days)
4. Seven Day Jesus (great sound, great lyrics, great attitude)
5. Michael Penn (the voice of McCartney and the wit of Lennon)
6. Ben Folds (punk for sissies)
7. Chris Tomlin (best worship leader around today)
8. Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (I yam what I yam)
9. Elvis Presley (doesn’t quite fit, I know; but Gracie loves “Hound Dog” and we play it a lot)
10. Barenaked Ladies (Canada’s leading export)
11. Beck (’nuff said)
12. Edie Brickell (solo)
13. Weezer (“wee-oooh, I look just like Buddy Holly”)
14. Love and Rockets (I was surprised these guys were in the top twenty)
15. Paul Westerberg (formerly of the Replacements)

A Plea For Help

I’m working on the successor to Frequency (yes, even as I continue to develop Frequency). Maybe successor isn’t the right word.

Let me explain.

Frequency, of course, is client software. That is, it works by connecting to a server somewhere and talking to it, telling it what you want to say. The server responds by posting your content for the world to see.

This works great most of the time. Except for when the server’s down. Or when the server’s just acting funky and not being cooperative. Hey, I work in IT; I know all about Zen computing. Sometimes systems don’t work simply because they don’t want to.

Anyway, the concept I’m working on is a self-contained weblogging system. The database and all of your content will live on your computer. You publish it to your webspace when and how you see fit.

So I need a name. I’ve always liked the name Frequency for my current app, because of the double entendre, one meaning suggesting more frequent updates to your weblog, the other going unmentioned for now.

Up until now I’ve been referring to its successor as Frequency Pro, but the more I think about it, the more lame I think that name is. Please suggest a name, either in the comments or via email. If I pick the name you suggest, you’ll get credit in the about box, a free license, and the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve helped me avoid paying a real product naming consultant.