From BBpot, who usually isn’t this funny: Dell Patents “Reboot and See If That Fixes It” Technical Support Process. Patent enforcement won’t be limited to large corporations. Dell plans on charging royalties to individuals as well. “Margins are tight and sales are slumping. We need to find a way to boost profits, so we’ve also requested wire taps for anyone with a mother or father who owns a computer,” explained Dell. Hope schools get a price break. I use that line all the time.

And I mean all the time.

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