Author Archives: brad

So far today…
3:45AM – wake up to take dog outside
3:50AM – clean up cat vomit
6:45AM – clean up broken glass from dish that cat knocked on floor
6:52AM – drop open package of English muffins on floor
6:55AM – set off smoke detector with toaster
6:57AM – set off smoke detector with toaster, again
7:00AM – realize I forgot to make iced tea so I’m without a caffeine source
I’m ready to go back to bed now.

You know it’s going to be a particularly rocking night of band practice when you walk into the rehearsal space to hear your drummer and your bass players discussing their favorite text editors for writing code.

Every time I use the electric stapler by the copier, site it scares the living daylights out of me.

The boy and I are off to the Bridge Bust!