Current Status

So far today…
3:45AM – wake up to take dog outside
3:50AM – clean up cat vomit
6:45AM – clean up broken glass from dish that cat knocked on floor
6:52AM – drop open package of English muffins on floor
6:55AM – set off smoke detector with toaster
6:57AM – set off smoke detector with toaster, again
7:00AM – realize I forgot to make iced tea so I’m without a caffeine source
I’m ready to go back to bed now.

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