Lists

Top Eleven Cartoon Spinoffs: Gilligan’s Planet only amassed twelve episodes, mostly because that’s the gamut of shows the public could’ve put up with before wondering why the gang built a space ship instead of, you know, a BOAT.

50 Reasons Why Lord of the Rings, As They Say in America, “Sucks”: Every time Frodo or Bilbo went invisible with the ring they should have also gone BLIND.Your eyes cannot function unless light is reflected off the cornea.If light passes through it (as must be the case with invisibility) sight is no longer possible.Also, rings do not turn you invisible.

Top 34 Signs That Irritating That Hacker Last Week May Have Been a Mistake: You recieve your death certificate in the mail.

Jim Croce’s List of Things It Would Be Imprudent To Do: Talk back to your mother, go swimming right after eating, return to work without washing your hands, leave your pet in the car on a hot day, mess around with Jim.

Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts, Canadian Edition: As a solution to the Mid East peace crisis, suggested to several friends that we give Saskatchewan to the Palestinians.

The FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives: Osama bin Laden.

Top Ten Urinals:Hong Kong Shertaon Hotel and Towers, Hong Kong.

Siskel & Ebert’s Top Ten Lists.

Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002: Links that don’t behave as expected undermine users’ understanding of their own system. A link should be a simple hypertext reference that replaces the current page with new content. Users hate unwarranted pop-up windows.

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