Top Ten Movies

10) A Bug’s Life

I swear, if I hadn’t promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn’t kill you, I would kill you!

\t\t\t\t\t9) Christmas Vacation

Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

\t\t\t\t\t8) The Two Towers

Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

\t\t\t\t\t7) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Oh, he’s drunk. How would he know where we’re going?

\t\t\t\t\t6) Swordfish

Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn’t like today’s magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.

\t\t\t\t\t5) Citizen Kane

You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I’ll have to close this place in… 60 years.

\t\t\t\t\t4) Real Genius

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want… Well, that’s where you’re right. But – and I am only saying that because I care – there’s a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

\t\t\t\t\t3) Better Off Dead

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

\t\t\t\t\t2) The Matrix

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

\t\t\t\t\t1) The Fellowship of the Ring

They were once men – great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one they’ve fallen into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.

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