A special Top Ten List, dedicated to my son:
The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Touch When Your Face And Hands Are Covered With Ranch Dressing:
10. Your recorder (the instrument, not the the electronic device, although that could apply, too)
9. The walls
8. My shirt
7. Mommy’s computer
6. The phone
5. Doorknobs
4. My computer
3. Any guitar in the house
2. My iPod Touch
1. Me
