An Open Letter To The Tractor I Got Behind On My Way To Work Today

Dear Tractor I Got Behind On My Way To Work Today,

Was there really no other time you could have done that? Did you really and truly have to drive that tractor, at fifteen miles per hour, on Prospect Road, between Route 462 and Route 283, at 7:30 AM? You couldn’t have done it, say, last evening, or later this morning?

Either way, thanks for making me late for work.

Brad

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