From Browser Wars IV: A New Hope
Luke Spyglass: “How did my father die?”
NCSA Mosaic: “A young web browser named Internet Explorer, who was a derivative of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Emporer hunt down and destroy the W3C standards. He betrayed and murdered your father. IE was seduced by the Dark Side of the internet.”
I’m such a nerd that this is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while.