Duck Season

So it looks like the hormone balance will be completely out of whack at my church this weekend.

Our Men’s Ministry is having its first retreat: a duck hunting trip to Maryland.

Elmer Fudd: Duck Hunter

Lest anyone worry, I shall not be among them, for three reasons.

Reason The First:
Actually, I’m not allowed to talk about this one, but those that know me already know the reason.

Reason The Second:
Because somebody has to stick around and run the Sunday service. 😉

Reason The Third:
I can easily envision two scenarios. In the first scenario, myself or a fellow laborer in the ministry would come home with more than was taken along, namely some sort of ammunition lodged into the buttock region. In the second scenario, myself or a fellow laborer in the ministry would come home with less than was taken along, namely several toes or, possibly, a pinky.

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