Some may say I’m using this election as an excuse for an evening of hookers and booze. These are cynics, however, who do not understand the liberties that make this country great.
— John Moltz, Crazy Apple Rumors Site
And I hope that he realizes that a leader can say he made a mistake without seeming like less of a leader.
— Dave Mancuso, splitfocus.org
Listen, thank you all. I look forward to working with you. I’ve got a question for you. How many of you are going to be here for a second term? Please raise your hand. Good. Gosh, we’re going to have a lot of fun, then. Thank you all.
— George W. Bush, whitehouse.gov (dot gov, not dot com!)
I might play a little rhythm guitar, but I’m not going to sing. I know my limitations.
— John F. Kerry, MSNBC