While your qualifications are noteworthy, I regret to inform you that you are not among the finalists for the position.
I’m thankful for some clarity, finally. Looks like I’m staying at Etown, and I’m happy about it.
I’m part of a really good team. There’s Dave, who quite frankly, needs me to look after him and wouldn’t be able to function effectively without me. And Mike, who’s been a faithful friend and companion since seventh grade (and who also happens to be the best hardware guy around). And Nicole, aka Niner, who will realize tomorrow what I did to get even for the stunt she pulled during the “Change Process” seminar at the IM conference. Not to mention Angry Young Dan, my favorite libertarian, who is now so sneaky that his website can no longer be read by mere mortals. Throw Doris and Brenda into the mix, and you’ve got yourself quite a crew. A crew that I’m proud to be part of.
I know it’s really easy to say stuff like after you’ve been rejected, but you can ask Dave and Mike – I made my decision before I got canned.