I don’t usually read Fox News (I’m an MSNBC junkie), but my friend Josh forwarded me this link: Air Guitarists Rock Out for Championship Title: Donning a Samurai headscarf and red kimono — under which a Hello Kitty breastplate smiled — he leapt on stage and whipped up the crowd with his self-described “Asian fury” in a performance he called an homage to “Eddie Van Halen, Mozart and a little bit of Jimi.” These things really happen.