Monthly Archives: May 2006

Goodbye Bubble Sheets

Ah, a good day! Today concluded my pilot run of online testing at Etown. It went swimmingly. This is a strange feeling for me, becuase everything at Etown is typically two or three steps more difficult than it has to … Continue reading

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Is Me Really Monster?

From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: When me get back to apartment, after cookie binge, me can’t stand looking in mirror—fur matted with chocolate-chip smears and infested with crumbs. Me try but me never able to wash all of them out. Me … Continue reading

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Dilbert Creator’s Parenting Skills

Via The Dilbert Blog: Savannah: “Scott, did you tell Justin that pedaling backwards makes you weaker?” Me: “Um…I might have.” It was then that I realized I probably ought to undo some other things I had told them, before they … Continue reading

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